(‘Look guys, no one’s saying “Some Girls” wasn’t one hell of an album. But if we’re talking about the Stones at their absolute best, there’s no way we can not talk about “Beggars Banquet.” Pepper spray me if you want, but I’ll be the guy singing “Factory Girl” all the way to the station.’)
MMA’s hardest working anarchist is showing no signs of slowing down in 2010. Coming off a split decision victory in Tulsa, Oklahoma on January 16, Jeff Monson‘s next challenge will likely come at Shine Fights 3, where he’ll face pathetic mustache owner Dave “Pee Wee” Herman, according to The Rumble. Despite a year full of legal troubles ranging from a graffiti-related arrest to assault on a grandfather clock, Monson still managed to fight five times in 2009 in a globetrotting effort that took him to Northern Ireland, Japan, and Mexico City, among other exotic locales, like Pensacola, Florida.
Herman is 3-0 since his only career loss to Mu Bae Choi in a Sengoku event last January. Despite his impressive record and a little bit of hype after his time in EliteXC and Sengoku, he has yet to face really difficult competition. Sure, he knocked out MMA old-timers Don Frye and Ron Waterman before smashing Jim York, but none of that proves very much at all these days. A fight with Monson, who’s known as much for being a terror on the mat as he is for his contradictory tattoos (come on, an anarchy symbol and a hammer and sickle? you gotta chose one failed ideology and stick with it, Jeff), so this may be a good chance for us to find out whether Herman is for real.
The fight is expected to be added to a card already featuring “Ninja” Rua vs. Falaniko Vitale, though no date or location has been pinned down just yet. Who knows, maybe it will happen in your hometown. Or the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Either seems equally likely, while only one has a can’t-miss gimmick to it.