Weight: 250 pounds (113 KG)
MMA Record: 0-1
Former Baseball superstar, then disgraced admitted steroid user Jose Canseco made a brief cross over in to the world of MMA, but it was packed full of reasons for him to make such a lofty position on the list. Everyone, and I mean everyone, knew that Canseco had zero fighting skills. He did not belong in the ring or cage with anyone, and his clearly still roided physique would never get licensed except from a place far away from the United States. Enter Dream 9 in 2009, and an unmissable fight against Hong Man Choi.
Watch for Canseco’s side-splittingly funny karate moves, I’ll let the video do the talking on this one. Just classic: