Chuck Norris Talks Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Talks Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris could well be the most successful fighter of all time.

He is a former six time middleweight karate champion, starred in well over twenty movies – including the classic “Return of the Dragon” – had an eight year run with his TV series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” as well as being a successful infomercial and commercial pitchman, and entrepreneur. In short, Norris martial arts career has made him both rich and famous.  

Indeed, Norris’s has been so successful over his MMA tenure that he inspired the famous “Chuck Norris Facts” series of heroic analogies. Of course, the “CNFs” inevitably poke fun at Norris’s ego.

Regarding his ego, it’s hard not to see it popping its head out in the posted MMANation video. In it, Norris smacks around a ‘punching dummy’ and reminisces about how he was Joe Rogan’s inspiration for getting into martial, and how he questioned Bruce Lee – when tapped by Lee to be his opponent in “ROTD” – about losing to him in their famous  Roman colosseum fight; “Oh, I see you want to beat the world champion.”

Here’s Chuck Norris with a few facts about his life.

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  • clownshoes

    Chuck Norris is an absolute animal.

  • knn03

    Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have risen by 25000%

    • Brian Cox


    • Brian Cox

      …and that, my friends, is a "Chuck Norris Fact."

  • HunterB


    • Entity

      He went to the mirror to brush his hair and his reflection ran away.

      • Brian Cox

        E – when i was writing this up, I thought…'I'd hate to be sitting in a room with you, "Zip" and "Enjoy," writing one liners on this one, while we were sitting around half-toasted around a BBQ. :-)

        It almost writes itself.

  • odesahitman


    LOL!!! (I'm still laughing about your comment)

    I respect how Chuck Norris completely disguised all technique whilst striking poor Bob…

    I respect how his moves in this video show how supremely conident he is that no defense of his face is required when striking…

    These comments take nothing away from Mr. Norris… for someone born in 1840 he is in remarkably good shape, and his Eddie Van Halen haircut still looks good after all these years…

    All the best to the Chuckster!

  • master-pogi60

    This one is your best work so far Brian and the easiest! When someone uses Chuck Norris's name in their work it becomes a masterpiece!!!

  • johndo11

    "stared in well over 20 movies". Who was he staring at?

    • Brian Cox

      My apologies for the typo. I owe you an "r."

    • Cookie77

      Who ever he stared at I bet they told him what ever he wanted to know… That's how he reads books he stares at them till they tell him what he wants to know. LOL