Yoshizo Machida drinks his own urine at the UFC 113 pre-fight interview

Posted on May 6, 2010, 04:42 AM by Anton Gurevich
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  • chongbong
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    dam dude i doupt that does anything compared to drinking water or electrolitie water, it funny as hell that reporter was instigating the whole thing, but if it works it works, or at least it help thier mental game?

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  • grapplure
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    hey guys im half native american wanna drink my piss??

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  • Rory Kernaghan
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    Does that mean Jenna Jameson would have superpowers from Jizz guzzlin?

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  • grapplure
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    gives a new meaning to dragon breath

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  • grapplure
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    if drinking your own piss is healthy wouldn't eating your own sh2t give you immortality???

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  • Ultraxl
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    All it is is Ignorant belifs

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  • Dabs
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    Wooooow!!!! I did not KNOW Ed Soares was gay...but he did SEEM it. Still a great manager.

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  • SIUXMMA
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    NO iv tried but seriously is Ed gay cause he keeps saying his partner?

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  • Lordalek
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    Lool!!! Lyoto's father looks like an awesome guy.

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  • ogobska
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    it just came from the fountain of youth

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  • ogobska
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    it is the secret to have "strong punch" ****tail

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  • MereDictum
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    Idiot.

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  • Alvin
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    That's one household you don't want to have a plate served up at.

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  • bjfanvad
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    2.0 scooped..

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  • JockCrapnar
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    Man, now I really want Machida to win so Soares has to drink his urine for the first time on camera.

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  • divo
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    Lyoto" The Piss Drinking Dragon" Machida

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  • terra2805
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    Whatever works for you man, i mean, who are we to say there is nothing to be gained from it. I couldn't do it personally though, purely because i don't think my gag reflex would allow me to swallow. I'd like to hear a professional opinion from a doctor or something now though as to wether there really is any benefits, or negatives for that matter. If he wants vaccinating that badly why not just go to the docs and get a jab like everyone else? it's a step to far imo, however you cut it your drinking p**s, and that's got to be nasty, period.........

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  • falcon4917
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    I am pretty sure that if your body was trying to get rid of it then it will probably try and get rid of it again. this cannot be healthy it is waste not fresh vegetation. All you will get from it is mostly things you don't want and if you get anything you do want it will be a filtered and miniscule amount of the things you could have ate or drank in order to get that piss. This is more than likely a spiritual ritual or superstition than a legit way to get fight boosting performance. maybe he just likes the taste which his father helped him accure.

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  • JockCrapnar
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    "Contrary to popular perception, urine is not a by-product of the body's waste disposal system but of blood filtration. Nutrient-filled blood passes through the liver, where toxins are removed and excreted as solid waste. The purified blood then goes through another filtering process via the kidneys, where components for which the body has no immediate use are collected in a sterile, watery solution. For that reason, it is highly sterile, consisting of 95 per cent water and five per cent nutrients, including vitamins, minerals, proteins, antibodies and other beneficial ingredients." (www.independent.co.uk)

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  • Murdoc
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    I can't believe machidas dad was so bored before the interview he decided to draw that cheesy u.f.c logo on that box their standing next to.

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  • Joey Santosus
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    Yea I gotta research this to find out more, but this is the best post EVER!! Thanks to UndefeatedOfWest who originally posted this in 2.0!!

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  • bjfanvad
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    Yoshizo, I don't know to break this to you without breaking my face. You are 5' . Lyoto is 6'1". I think Mrs. Machida has some explaining to do..

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  • MMAeveryDay
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    I like the shot of Lyoto's father in the background taking a piss while the interviews continue. Classic!

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  • HunterB
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    hahahaha, 2:33 is priceless

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  • HunterB
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    hahahaha, 2:33 is priceless

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  • postmortem
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    there are no health benefits to drinking youre own urine it has been tested and proved beyond any doubt. although urine does contain salts vitamins and minerals they are only the excess that your body cannot process so it expells them drinking them again would be pointless becuase your body already has the maximum amount it can process and would simply expel them again putting unnessary strain on your liver. the ammonia in urine has been used as a teeth whitener for thousands of years

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  • griffin
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    Personally i would never do it but if it helps there health then i see no problem in it

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  • UrHype
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    Thats not the way to become the favorite fighter Lyoto, I'll pick Shogun for not being a piss drinker even though hes my favorite fighter

    Dont let Machida burp anywhere near you......maybe he uses his eeek breath to wear down opponents.

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  • NikMegamanHulstein
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    Healthy or not, i'm not drinking my own piss

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  • Joey Santosus
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    U would haha

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  • Valkyr
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    Well I guess it can't be that bad although I don't think I'd ever try it. Urin is sterial and what you're drinking is what you orginally drank. But if it's filtered from the kidneys and your body must dispose of it doesn't that mean it's a waste product? I'd like to see some health studies on this. Guess it can't be as bad as cooking and eating a placenta though! Gag!

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  • BlueClearSky
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    It's insane really bad for health by science

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  • 1878
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    I wonder what he has for his breakfast - A BOWL OF SHIT BITS AND PISS HAHA

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  • poopoopants
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    i don't care if it's healthy or not - i like to drink my piss either way

    Reply 3 years ago