Talking Pictures: Shogun Rua swings at Lyoto Machida

Posted on May 12, 2010, 05:10 PM by Anton Gurevich
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They sometimes say that "A picture is worth a thousand words", and sometimes it truly does. Mauricio Shogun Rua removed all questions from the controversial UFC 104 main event, by knocking out the previously unbeaten Lyoto "The Dragon" Machida. Shogun will square off against either Rampage Jackson or Rashad Evans in his first title defense, but until then we have pictures to remind us of his famous victory. Enjoy!

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  • M1KENIC3
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    OoOohh youra toor srow to hita the dragona MACHID.... ZZZ zzz ZZZ

    Reply 3 years ago
  • Cronos
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    You got a tatoo on your leg and didnt even tell me!

    Reply 3 years ago
  • ClosetCasey
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    Machida: You know, I never realized it but Shogun is kinda handsome. Maybe I'll let him mount and pound me.

    Reply 3 years ago
  • ClosetCasey
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    Machida: OMG !!! You should wear something other than white Shogun. I can totally see your gooch.

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  • Daniel Cassidy
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    Machida: Wtf is that in your pocket?

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  • NikMegamanHulstein
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    Machida: Oh no you didn't didn't just swing that shit at me.

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  • NikMegamanHulstein
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    Looks like Machida had an orgy

    Reply 3 years ago
  • Rory Kernaghan
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    Machida: ' Holy crap I'm in a fight, better stop holding this guy's foot'

    Reply 3 years ago
  • PwnSaw
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    Oh my God, Mauricio! You have such beautiful feet! Now let me see your hands!

    Reply 3 years ago
  • MereDictum
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    "Oh no you di-int."

    Reply 3 years ago
  • NikMegamanHulstein
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    Thats what i pretty much said

    Reply 3 years ago
  • MereDictum
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    Oops. That's what I get for not reading them all. Sorry 'bout that.

    Reply 3 years ago
  • cranestyle
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    "Hmmm. Maybe I didn't win the first fight after all."

    Reply 3 years ago
  • Fertovarich
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    "Oh snap !! "

    Reply 3 years ago
  • MMAeveryDay
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    Those shoes cost how much?!

    Reply 3 years ago
  • comonson
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    Machida : hmm!!!! i like your technique, wait until after the round, ill drink my piss & show you why they call me, the DRAGON!

    Reply 3 years ago
  • tapoutkingzsup
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    get ur feet up my face

    Reply 3 years ago
  • FirstnLastEmperor
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    "whoof that was close, good thing i only have to worry bout legkicks'

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  • BigNog22
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    "U can do the split standing-up,man! ur a bad mother****er"

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  • UndefeatedOfWest
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    Machida: Hey girl hey!!!

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  • bantam
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    Machida: all I said was those spandex make your butt look fat!!

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  • Joey Santosus
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    Wait.........What does that say on your leg again?

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  • UrHype
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    haah, thats what I was thinking as I scrolled down...wtf is that on your leg say........... I think its Portuguese for billyclub.

    Reply 3 years ago
  • Valkyr
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    I Japanese, I no joke, I go pee pee in my mouth

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  • Valkyr
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    "WTF?!"

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  • Valkyr
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    bet i can go to your mommas house and slap her tities around

    Reply 3 years ago
  • NikMegamanHulstein
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    Wow your totally not an @$$

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  • JiuJitsuForever
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    Machida: "I should've kept this dude on the ground, he's a ****ing beast, it hurts."

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  • warrior6
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    "shit just got serious"

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  • BlueClearSky
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    Shogun the new Champ,but doesn't mean that Machida ain't nobody !

    Reply 3 years ago
  • Daniel Cassidy
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    gotta disagree, shogun controlled the fight, machida got two take downs but shogun was back up almost instantly. plus shogun got the better in every exchange bar one

    Reply 3 years ago
  • Onetime
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    uh coach....i think he's serious this time......should i slap him while you give me directions???

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  • SumHo
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    I guess it hasn't been said yet but it should read the sometimes say a " picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes it truly is" not "truly does". I only point it out because I read that same thing before on here.



    Have a nice day!

    Reply 3 years ago
  • MMAeveryDay
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    wow, there are 66 weak's and it's just a joke blog page. What a bunch of babies! Waaaaaaaaah

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  • badblueboy
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    Lyoto: ''How the **** did i get myself into this shit?!?!''

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  • badblueboy
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    Lyoto: ''damn, he's got nasty toenails!''

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  • Ryan
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    Here's a little something my buddy Rashad showed me.....

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  • crownjewels
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    and the number 1 comment is......



    Machida ' are they skid marks?'

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  • M00SEMAY
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    Oh no you didn't!!!

    Reply 3 years ago
  • GSPfan
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    Machida, "Put you're foot in my hand and you're c*ck in my mouth.*

    Reply 3 years ago
  • DoctorMMA
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    #1 Machida : Hey Mauricio my dad said if the golden showers did not work he would be stooping & pooping for the second round.



    So either you knock me out now, or I will pull a Koschek and faining an injury or have you disqualified!!!



    I ain't takin no ones shit man.



    #2 Machida: Hey wait till I get to my corner and tell them that Mauricio got his nickname by high kicking and exposing his genitals to his opponent...

    Reply 3 years ago
  • mokoko
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    Shogun's eggs are safe with LOWKICK

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  • colktfo
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    Machida: Nice tatoo bro!...... WHOA!!!!!!!! That zit is Fuking huge!

    Reply 3 years ago
  • rickjitsu
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    Machida: "Phew!! What's that smell??

    Reply 3 years ago