Rampage Jackson hits back at James Toney: Your ass is writing a cheque your mouth can't cash

Posted on January 6, 2011, 05:03 AM by Daniel Cassidy
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  • Jamie Kennedy
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    That's it Page hit back at Phoney Toney. lol



    I actually would pay to watch them fight.... MMA rules though... Dana set it up = $$$$$$$ some more black on black crime!!!

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  • Ninja
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    Ya I would love to see this fight but I dont think Dana wnts Toney to come back to the UFC now that he got embarrassed by Couture...last time it was to prove MMA is better, they arent gonna pay him 500k to get his ass beat again

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  • mousasi
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    Here's how the fight would go.



    At 5:00, Rampage bullrushes Toney, shoots a double leg, picks him up and slams him. Toney rolls to his side, because he is dazed and still absolutely and completely clueless about the ground game.



    At 4:55, Rampage takes mount and begins to drop bombs on Toney.



    At 4:50, Toney is unconcious and Rampage is still punching.



    At 4:45, Big John manages to pull Rampage off, but not before he lands at least 4 more bombs to a very unconcious Toney.



    An hour later, James Toney wakes up in the hospital. His normally damn near unintelligible voice is now completely impossible to understand. Now that he can no longer effectively communicate through speech, he opens a twitter account, and calls out Alistair Overeem and David Haye.

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  • HugeBalls
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    Awesome!..................

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  • Lonnie Batt
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    FU$KIN A I WOULD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Rigo
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    Dude that's quite an Imagination u got.

    But i could buy it. The only problem is i doubt James Toney

    knows how to open a twitter account

    not to mention write on a computer keyboard hahaha

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  • mousasi
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    Well then we would never have to hear from the guy again. That's great.

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  • Madnessstill
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    Whats big john doing in the octagon? Don't eat before you fall asleep!!!

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  • overhand right
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    oh rampage. so witty.

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  • Madnessstill
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    Meh..this fight is 100% irrelevant. One fight was enough..fake hype on fights noone should really care about needs to stop.

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  • overhand right
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    james toney's trash talking shoulda stopped after his debut in mma ended without him having thrown a single punch and being mounted and choked out.

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  • theashark
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    "Your ass is writing cheque..." haha rampage is hilarious

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  • 7damia31
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    would be intresting, rampage said he would stand with him.

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  • Robbo
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    would love to see this fight (with mma rules)

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  • postmortem
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    for those of us that havent seen enough james toney beatdowns please make this happen

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  • moots
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    Just talking can get you a fight with a legit contender in the LHW division of the UFC nowadays? I hope not. This fight would be a complete waste of time and promoting, and would likely end even faster than against Couture. Don't waste your time and effort with James 'irrelevant' Toney Rampage.

    Reply 2 years ago
  • SherbyRussia
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    Absolutly agree, he should fight a top contender to go get the belt. But god, I would love to see Rampage knock his head off!!

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  • moots
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    I feel like James Toney's usefulness ran out the second he tapped to Randy, and now he should just mind his own business. He talked a lot of crap about MMA being for homos and other absurd statements, and I am a fan that remembers it. He simply wants another payday, and hopefully Rampage won't continue to ease him on by responding like this. It may be entertaining but I would very much prefer to see Rampage fight Shogun down the road rather than waste his time on a bum.

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  • MAMBA24ILL
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    Hey he has a belt on the mantle!



    Dana needs to tell his guys not to give JT any attention.

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  • rickjitsu
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    Rampage would whoop that ass!!

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  • MickTrick234
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    i hope this fight doesn't happen... even though would love to see rampage put a beating on toney.



    i fink it would just be a waste of mma fans time as all you are going to see is a repeat of the Couture fight, rampage said he would stand with toney but i fink he is smarter than that and just take him down to where toney is hopeless.



    i feel the only boxers that may have some succes in mma are really quick, athletic boxers, that will be able to avoid takedowns, use foot work to get in and out.

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  • DR3W
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    my boy haha as much as it would be nice to see that it would be a waste. I rather see him fight thigao silva. Two beasts in a cage

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  • mmauk
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    @dr3w

    that match up would be sick i've dreaming of that fight for a while now i'd be rooting for Rampage but I still see it as a pick em fight.

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  • ThaSpider420
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    rampage would murder james phoney..... why does james want his record to be 0-2 so bad lol

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  • sleepy
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    dont even bother wit toney rampage u dont wana go to jail for GBH now.. he aint worth it.. bam am wit u thought machida beat him.. have alot of respect for rampage jackson tho..

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  • Jamie Kennedy
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    sleepy... Rampage won the fight, even Dana said so, I know you believe everything he says so take his word for it. speaking of fish suppers whens the last time Machida even finished a fight, never mind won a fight? huh?

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  • Madnessstill
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    Not everyone can finish as strongly as GSP. And machida may have won that fight, but rampage needed it to stay safe in the UFC so it's a donation.



    If....for whatever reason rampage takes this fight..should be an easy win.

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  • David.K
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    Don't jump on me, but I think that even if the fight stood standing, Rampage would still win. Don't forget, he has a 2-0 kickboxing record, that's gotta count for something vs solely a boxer.

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  • Madnessstill
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    lol chewowow ankle bite trip????



    You go to james toneys school of martial arts and learn that check kick too?

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  • CageRage64
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    You got dropped on your head as a child multiple times, correct?

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  • 1meanguillotine
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    lol he called him fat

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  • CageRage64
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    Rampage just opened a can of worms with this. Now Toney will never go away.

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  • newportsb
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    I like his hollister bag.

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