Rampage Jackson: How to pick up a girl - fast

Posted on April 5, 2012, 12:02 PM by Joey Santosus
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Former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, who appears rooftop at a Beverly Hills parking garage, teaches viewers how to pick up a girl - fast. On hand is a bottle on chloroform, zip-ties, and a ski mask, as Jackson eyes his perfect potential mate. Check out how it all unfolds below:

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  • Lowkickdodger
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    Screenplay by Miguel Torres.

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  • ReignDropz
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    And directed by Forrest Griffin

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  • David Saucier
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    I cant imagine who would of told him doing this was a good idea, UFC better punish otherwise they are very hypocritical.

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  • predator
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Seriously page these last few months you been buggin me with your cry baby attitude, but I forgive you for everything, make this a weekly installment!!!!!!

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  • DaddyLongStrokes
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    I thought it was weird...Rampage really wants to get fired from the UFC

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  • ReignDropz
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    Damn Page.....things that bad?

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  • Jack N. Meoff
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    Don't be too surprised, the guy has always been a dirtbag.

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  • Ivy
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    Ok ... what the ?!

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  • CageRage64
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    Last person in the world I would take any advice from. How's the knee Rampage? Can't wait to see you "back in action" so you can half-ass another training camp and fight. Just go away already.....

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  • GoldenBibi
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    Ridiculous....

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  • Krogan
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    Rampage is serious about getting dismissed from the UFC, to bad for him nobody will care with the whole Overeem thing going down.

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  • ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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    dafuq did i just watch.

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  • ny2ut2id2nv
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    Well he's done. He'll be 300lbs soon.

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  • matt1926
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    What a complete turd

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  • davetec1
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    was that supposed to be funny?



    Rampage, you have no class.

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  • KeithFarrell
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    embarassing

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  • knn03
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    Is that Cyborg?

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  • Jack N. Meoff
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    Not remotely funny.

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  • silvaisking2321
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    wow i thoght it was about to turn into a porn!

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  • ilol
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    JUST as i expected. rampage on bottom getting beat. then he has the walk of shame after....

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  • Jack N. Meoff
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    It eludes me as to why anyone would think this is "cool". Even you impressionable kids out there should recognize that this video is not at all "cool". In fact, disgusting and stupid.



    This video portrays Rampage attempting to rape a woman. Hahaha...Rampage tries to rape a woman and finds out its a man. Not f*cking funny.



    Rampage, you're a f*cking loser. Probably a stunt to get out of his contract.

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  • Jkc
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    Really? You guys ARE THIS upset over something this silly? Rampage has had a long career where he would make jokes and play around. You guys might as well call him scum for when he humped an Asian news reporter. This is him obviously being silly like he always is. You guys have a massive stick your asses. Just because he made a silly video which in the beginning portrayed as a rape, obviously was turned into a joke from the ending. Its not that big of a deal. He is not a scumbag for posting a silly video, He is not advertising that he likes rap, and since you guys think you know everything about a person from what you read you assume he just want to get out of a contact. When he is most likely just enjoying himself and relaxing. Everyone get off of his ass. Its ridiculous

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  • knn03
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    yeah, rape jokes are no big deal. It's obvious he's enjoying all this silly and playing around crap, but that doesn't make it not offensive to some people. The interview that you mention, I always thought that had no class and extremely offensive.

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  • streethunter
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    Yeah, it's a "silly" video dude but the fact is rape isn't funny. It's something losers do. He's already tried to be an actor and this isn't one clip to add to the resume. If the UFC has made it clear that they are not going to put up with a rape joke on Twitter (Torres) then why did this clown think a rape parody video would be a good idea? Bad idea Rampage, how about some more time in the gym.

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