Jorge Rivera plans on finishing Michael Bisping inside the distance

Posted on February 11, 2011, 06:49 AM by Daniel Cassidy
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  • AnAmerican
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    I thoroughly enjoyed this

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  • garry_blackbelt
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    dude is crazy

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  • Anwar
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    I just submitted this video 20minutes ago!

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  • CageRage64
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    Give the Bisping impersonator an Oscar, immediately!



    This should win funniest post EVER on Lowkick.



    The real kicker is that the Bisping impersonator was SPOT ON.

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  • slickrick
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    I can honestly say the guy sounded absaloutely nothing like Bisping, and in all honesty I thought the video was pathetic and childish. I'm suprised a single person found this amusing

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  • taz
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    completely agree with you slickrick

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  • garry_blackbelt
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    agreed rick.

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  • Kevin
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    are you from cyprus too or some shit? Grow up Peter Pan, your hero is a douche canoe

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  • JTalbain
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    Newsflash for haters, reality TV isn't reality. They intentionally edit the footage to make someone look like a douche (or stupid, or incompetent) pretty much every season of TUF. They did the same thing with Rampage, but people don't try to say he's a douchbag who throws a tantrum every time something doesn't go his way.



    Seriously, Bisping has walked on eggshells to be respectful to his opponents ever since Henderson punched him into orbit. If you think he's not a good fighter, that's one thing, but he's hardly a douche.

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  • AnAmerican
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    you're right, the guy sounded nothing like bisping - his accent was really terrible, and the things he said were ridiculous. The whole thing was supposed to be silly and it was.



    The only thing "pathetic and childish," is Bisping himself.

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  • japanegro23
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    Sorry I thought is was hilarious too.

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  • Ramiro
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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha, ohhh Bisping is going to loooove this one!!!!!

    Don't really care for neither of them but i hope its a good fight.

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  • Ryan
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    This is great, the birthday idea is a good one as well

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  • mma_junkie111
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    this was rubbish,and jorge did leban beat bisbing???u sure about that!!u gonna get hurt on the 26th

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  • WingChun
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    That was very funny, man; better then most crap on SNL or situation "comedies", these days. Easily one of the funniest MMA videos I've ever seen; an instant classic. I put this up there with the (I think it was) TSN commercial(s); the one with GSP sitting at a desk, in his trunks, the desk and buddy comes up to Rush and asked to borrow something...and GSP says.. sure and waved the guy into his "cage enclosed" cubical. That was hilarious. This is equally as funny and (obviously) a longer piece.



    I wish MMA (the fighters, promoters and broadcasters) did more of this. I think it's great for the sport and shows a different face, of the sport. This is funny, without being insulting...heck, it's not even very bad; my guess is, that Bisping himself would laugh at this; it's very tongue-and-cheek; very British. The guy who played Bisping was awesome and I loved all the little unrelated facts and statements, that Rivera would throw it....you know what burns my ass...a candle this tall. LOL!



    Anyway - said it before, I think this is a bad fight for Bisping. The Count's game plan should be to take JR down and try and win there, because if he stands and trades with Rivera he'll probably get KO'd. Jorge is a better fighter then most give him credit for. I see this as an easy fight for him.

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  • taz
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    i was expecting something funny after reading all the comments, but this was not funny at all, rivera seems upset with bisping for some reason, bisping hasn't said anything bad about rivera, and what i find funny is how rivera chickened out on inside mma when kenny and bas were talking about trash talking and rivera was saying that he doesn't do it.

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  • japanegro23
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    I don't think it was that bad. It was meant to be funny and not to be taken too seriously.

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  • AnAmerican
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    you read the comments before you watch the video?

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  • taz
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    i am thinking for myself, and the proof is that i said i didn't find it funny which at the time was the only comment saying it wasn't funny.

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  • GeorgeRuetiger
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    We're all rootin for you Jorge! Great video too.

    And taz, Jorge was just calling Bisping on everything he's done in his UFC career, basically just explaining why everyone hates him. Bisping is the only one who doesn't seem to understand why everyone thinks he's such a prick. I hope he watches this

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  • taz
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    i'm not a big fan of either of these two but i like bisping more, i think these fight will be like bispings last fight.

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  • japanegro23
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    One thing that stuck out to me in the vid was when Jorge called Mike the professional decision winner which is exactly why I picked Bisping by.......... submission round 2. Nah just kidding I got Bisping by decision.

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  • austinvermillion
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    Bisping is going to destroy jorge rivera ko in 1st round

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  • mousasi
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    Dear Mr. Rivera



    I sincerely hope you do stop Mr. Bisping. I would like nothing more than to see you knock him out.



    However, I can't shake the feeling that he is going to do what he does and use his technical striking and speed to outpoint you and win a unanimous decision.



    Good luck to you.

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  • austinvermillion
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    bisping striking is on a nuther level a lot of people dont even watch his fights and they say he sucks and the hate on him because every body else hates on him bisping striking will domanite rivera if he dont finish him in the frist round he willl finish him in the second

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  • hondata79
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    ha ha thats was great ! Bisping is a ****in HOMO !



    He ran the 40 backwards faster then Deon Sanders LOL

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  • ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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    no biscuits, fakin' hate biscuits!



    i'm a brit hoping for a rivera ko :) don't enjoy watching professional decision winners

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  • austinvermillion
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    bet u enjoy watching gsp cause thats all he does is win decision and he supposible the greatest fighter in the world

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  • dudenicecock
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    i felt noticeably slower after watching this video.

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  • GeorgeRuetiger
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    I just noticed some MIchael BIsping fanboy **** went through and weak'ed all of the anti-Bisping comments and cool'ed/sharp'e all of the pro-Bisping shit. There is no WAY there are multiple Bisping fans out there. Guaranteed this site has possible two guys who like the ****er, and they went to town here. Insecure bitches, everyone hates Bisping, it's his own fault - deal with it.

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  • austinvermillion
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    yes i am a micheal bisping fan and to be honest critsied for win a decison fight well if that happen to be gsp or chael sonnen frankie edgear gary mandanrd ext my point is there are a lot of decison fighters out there and people loook at them as great fighters but when someone like bisping goes to a decison its bullshit he sucks this and that but when GSP goes to a decison every fight he the greast fighter in the world just people are on held to diffrent standers then other fighters

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  • JTalbain
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    I like Bisping too, and I didn't even see the point of Weaking everything.



    I realize people say they hate decision fighters and that Bisping has no power, but look at his last six opponents.



    Akiyama- 13-3-2, Never been Ko'ed in MMA, only K-1, and then only once

    Dan Miller- 13-4-1, All losses by decision

    Wanderlei- 33-10-1-1, T/KO'ed 5 times, once by doctor stoppage, the others by heavy hitters (Rampage, Henderson, CroCop, and Vitor, none of whom fight at MW anymore, where Wanderlei fights)

    Denis Kang- 33-12-2-2, T/KO'ed 3 times, once by Bisping

    Dan Henderson- 26-8, Never been knocked out

    Chris Leben- 25-7, Until the TKO by Brian Stann, only been KOed by Anderson Silva



    Only person on that last not known for having a cast-iron chin? Denis Kang. And look what happened to him. Jorge Rivera is 18-7, 4 of his 7 losses come by T/KO, and he'll be fighting Bisping with almost a year of ring rust. It doesn't take a genius to see which way the wind is blowing here.

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  • JTalbain
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    Correction: Vitor is still fighting at MW, obviously. Brain fart on my part.



    But as for the above list? Before fighting the adamantium-jawline crew above, Bisping's record was 16-1, with 11 T/KOs, 4 submissions, and only 1 decision. People really have short memories.

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  • mma420
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    this was so damn funny i nearly choked to death on my lunch as much as i want Rivera to win though i think Bisping will frustrate him with all that moving around and get a decision win

    Reply 2 years ago