Chael Sonnen doesn't have time for "one-armed, pee-pee mouth" Lyoto Machida
Posted on January 3, 2012, 12:25 PM by Joey Santosus
It looks like Jon Jones isn't the only Light Heavyweight willing to welcome Chael Sonnen to the 205-pound division.
Set to face fellow 185'er, Mark Munoz, in a number-one contender match at UFC on Fox 2, Sonnen recently suggested that, if victorious, he would use his status as top contender, not to challenge his long time rival and Middleweight champ, Anderson Silva, but rather one of two other UFC title holders.
"I will be announcing who I'll be fighting very soon," said Sonnen. "But I promise you this: If I was GSP or Jon Jones, I'd be swallowing real deep right now."
While Jones wasted little time before reminding the Team Quest fighter that "he knows where the champ will be waiting," another top Light Heavyweight and former title holder, Lyoto Machida, recently extended an interesting challenge of his own.
Tweeted in Portuguese, Google Translate provides the following rough translation:
"Chael Sonnen, I just got out of surgery, but can give you your gift inside the octagon with one arm and only if you accept the fight."
The bad-blood between the Brazilian and Sonnen comes as no surprise, but, judging by his response, the Oregon native has little interest in the fight, be it a one-armed Machida, or two.
"I don't have time for "pee pee" mouth," Sonnen replied via Twitter. "All the time I can spare him is enough to cold cock him and walk away."
Though it is unclear at present time who exactly the infamous showman has his sights set on next, if his expressed intent to leave the 185-pound division is to be taken seriously, it is unlikely that he would be granted an immediate crack at Jones. A victory over "The Dragon," however, could be just the thing Sonnen needs to catapult him into the Light Heavyweight title mix.
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Photo: Francis Specker
Comments
Shut up Chael your pushing it now.
Chael Sonnen is awesome!
Wouhou ! it would be so cool to see Machida vs Sonnen !
I like both but I would want machida to win the True UFC championship from Chael Sonnen after he defended his title against munoz for the second time .
Then the dragon will be the champion !
Also ,If Machida wins the True Championship title from Sonnen , it is Jones who will have to Challenge machida for the True Title ! If he ever wants to be considered the true champion.
hey Global,
What about FEDOR vs Sonnen???
Can he KO Fedor, just like Hendo did?
YEah . Why not ? Chael is a top contender in the UFC ... or I would say that He is the TRUE champ ! hahahaha
Listen up Gaul ! Fedor doesnt care which weight class you are , he is not affraid of anyone Bigger or Smaller than him , So if would fight Sonnen whenever in russia and probably beat him .
Another fighter Sonnen called out and now backing down from...Sonnen's words dont mean anything, thats y its pointless to even spend a min wondering about what Sonnen said n what it means, hes most likely to contradict himself the next time he opens his mouth
Okay, I have a confession to make. While I was off work on medical leave for the last two + months and bored silly I was also LowKick's Chael Sonnen. I did this for my entertainment but hopefully for LK user's entertainment as well. I hope you had fun yelling at me.
Anyway, here is the situation I have painted myself into: I was a moderate Anderson Silva fan but I'm a huge GSP and Lyota Machida fan. I have a high degree of respect for these two fighters because I like their personality as human beings as well as fighters. They are how I would aspire to be.
The question: can I handle Chael, the entertainer slandering and calling out my two favorite fighters??
Hell ya! It's all in fun. Who will I cheer for? GSP>Chael. Machida>Chael. But I'm still a Chael fan.
To anyone I offended as Chael. My apologies.
See ya.
So does this mean we won't be hearing from Chael anymore Bruce? That kinda sucks. I think I liked you better as Sonnen! Ha! Just kidding bud. You had a good run and I for one couldn't get enough of the dry wit and humor. Oh well.....all good things, so on and so forth. See ya Chael.
Hey Chael boy!
Why dont you try to be a HW? İ would love to see someone like Uberrem or Carwin tear you a new and big one :)))
Best wishes from France....
Nice try, teaming up with Bruce to make me believe you are not real. I will believe in you forever.
If you are P of what you are talking you can do what Hendo did...
I was hoping you didnt tell them, it was nice knowing it was you while they didnt lol OWNED!
Are you also Entity?
Pretty brilliant actually that you were able to consistently write in a different style for your alter ego. Kudos.
I knew you weren't chael because as good an impression as you were doing you just weren't insane enough to be the real sonnen.
btw tell chael to stop following me .....i'm getting paranoid
That is the best MMA headline I've ever read!
"One-armed, pee-pee mouth" haha LMAO!!
Chael needs to go gets some vagina & stop all this tweefing.
Its possible that the roids might have shrunk his love organ but like like my O.G. Uncle Mannie Moe always say "If You Can't Cut The Mustard, Lick The Jar"
I would think Sonnen was too big to go down to welterweight. If he could manage the cut and it not effect his cardio or health, he would be huge compared to GSP though, might be worth a go because Jones is a big idea for Sonnen.
I'd like to see Machida vs Sonnen. But I'm just not sure Sonnen could beat him as long as we don't see him fight at light-heavyweight.
Lol i loved the headlines, "one armed pee pee mouth"
If Dragon and Sonnen actually fought i see Sonnen coming in and putting pressure on Machida and getting a TKO
Chael is without a doubt the best talker in the game. Now we will see if he can back up his talk; wins over Stann and Marquardt , do not warrant shots at Jon Jones or even Machida. Yes, he dominated Silva for five rounds, but many fans tend to forget he was on steroids and the fight never would have counted in the first place. If he does end up smashing Mark Munoz, then he can stake his claim near the top and inch closer to where his mouth has placed him for almost two years. I am a Sonnen fan, he is a great fighter and good for the game, but he has to beat a true top-level opponent before I consider him ready to fight Jon Bones.
Great fighters dont need to cheat.
Chael P Sonnen, the P stands for skin POP! That's how he gets down, don't know why all his fans forget so easily, but i will say that he will have an easy time with Dumptruck Munoz.
Dont be fooled like all the rest of these guys on this post. Sonnen is good and even if he does beat Munoz, he will not be able to challenge anyone he chooses...... Dana will not allow it........
There are too many people waiting in line for Jones....Evans, Davis, Hendo.....
Same with GSP....Condit, Diaz, Ellenburger.... too many people in line
His fight with Anderson amazed me, so in short, I won't say he cant do something no matter how absurd it sounds. For instance...what happens if he did actually outwrestle GSP? What if he got inside on Jones in the first seconds and took him down? I'll refrain from saying anythings not possible.
Chael talks like a child and acts like a coward
Don't be too amazed because an ailing Silva still beat a doped up Dumptruck Sonnen no matter how you seen it & Chael can walk in the octagon with needles in every vein & still get his ass handed to him by Jones ....go ahead & SHARP me, i don't care, SHARP me all y'all want!
MMA needed someone like Cheal seem to me very entertaining and don't get me wrong he is a talented fighter with skillset and just looked at the fight against Stan he is underdog and he won so easily , if Cheal vs Machida he has a big chance.But definitely a bad ideal to against Jones.IMO
Chael has no chance against machida. Even with steroids or hormOnes. He couldn't take him down and he can't stand with him. He doesn't even have a punchers chance seeing as chael landed about 300 punches to silva s face and barely left a mark.
Get real. He is fun and all but he isn't really a great mma fighter in terms of his record or path to victory in fights that he does win....except that last fight he looked pretty good against an up and coming guy.
Machida should not be talking either... He is barely waking up from Jones lulabye.... STFU and enjoy your recovery time...
Pee pee mouth? Really?
I used to like Chael, but not after seeing what he said about the former Champion Lyoto Machida. That was completely distasteful and disrespectful. Just for making such a stupid comment, Dana should make the fight happen.
Machida would be charged with sexual assault after the fight.
Dumptruck chael, dumptruck Munoz. Where are you guys coming up with this word
Its only been one guy saying it and it doesn't surprise me at all.
Its a Bay Area word for a silly sorry person, be honest its kinda catchy huh?
Why are people talking about Chael like he isn't on PED's anymore?!
From from I've seen his license was revoked because he hadn't gone through the correct procedure with Nevada/ Kizer commission.
ANYBODY who has heard that he is OF the treatment?!
My understanding is that he has just notified them correctly and given them the correct paperwork to allow him to use it....
In my book they should either allow OR don't allow anything at all.
You should compete with the hormones you HAVE, NOT the ones that you WANT. Heck, that way a 40yr old can have a higher hormone count than a 25yr old who's completely normal.
That's not cool, either ban it altogether with no exceptions or allow it.....
you are wrong....he had elevated levels of banned substances in his system ...it wasn't a procedural thing he was caught roiding fact!...the cheating sob
Once again highlife has the facts 180 degrees wrong. It was indeed a procedural issue of an allowable drug if used properly.
Cheating or lying...same thing highlife.
Can That happen? be a number contender of one weight division and fight for the championship in another division?
A fight between Machida and Sonnen will go something like this. Round 1, bell rings, Sonnen comes running at Lyoto and goes for a take down only to be met with 3 to 5 knees to the face on the way in, Sonnen hit the canvis and is followed up by a flurry of punches from the top that puts him back into the land of make believe. Fights Over!!