Bloodstain Lane's Blog #5: Greg Jackson's camp, Brock Lesnar, Megumi Fujii and a few words of wisdom

Posted on October 28, 2010, 05:58 AM by BloodstainLane
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What's up you f*cking Bozo's? Bloodstain is back with another blog for you pencil neck geeks

- My Twitter War with Nathan "Hotdog" Marquardt has really took off and now it has got to the point where he invited me to spar and roll with him so he can beat me down. I know the cards are REALLY stacked against me, but one thing I do know is I'm not scared. I will approach this with a Chute Boxe & Hari/Manhoef Mentality.

- Jon "Bones" Jones also said I aint an Alpha male. Words of wisdom to the "Black Sammy The Bull Gravano", who likes to snitch on people: (http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2009/12/04/jon-jones-i-was-always-the-kid-that-snitched/ )....ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND NEVER TELL ON YOUR FRIENDS. Snitches get stitches where I'm coming from.



- Greg Jackson Team is now known as "Condom Fighters" cause all they do is play it safe.

- Megumi Fujii aka "Mega Megu" is fighting this week. This woman is the equivalent of Fedor to me. Every time you watch her fight you are witnessing once in lifetime greatness. She reminds me of a real life Manga Character. Awesome to watch

- Maximo Blanco is also fighting this week. This dude is a throwback to the old Chute Boxe Days, with World Class Wrestling. One of my top prospects in MMA

- ALSO, Magomed Shikshabekov is fighting this week. This is my #1 prospect in MMA right now. He reminds me of a 170lb Fedor. Can't wait to witness his career.

- Well looks like the "Zuffa Hype Machine" had a meltdown with the loss of Brock Lesnar aka "The White Bob Sapp". I never seen a fighter labeled "The Baddest Man on the Planet" curl up, run, cover up and spin like a Ballerina. I can't believe some clowns actually say this guy would have beaten Fedor.



- Tito needs to stop fighting. The game has passed him up. Maybe he can start doing porn (No Homo) with his wife.

- Jake Shields' new sponsors are 1800-Mattress and Nyquil.

- It always makes me laugh to hear Dana say if you're not in the UFC then you're not a top fighter. I guess Travis Browne is better than Fedor, Ubereem and Barnett....GTFO HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!

- I am addicted to the EA MMA Game. I will fuck up anyone with Nick Diaz.

- Badr Hari is BACK MOTHERFUCKERS. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

-Mike's Gym (Badr Hari, Melvin Manhoef, Joeri mes, Murthel Groenhart, Rachiel Belaini) are the Kickboxing version of Chute Boxe. BAD ASS DUDES!!!


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  • partyboy
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    well bloodstain, they called you on your shit-talking and now your going to be embarrassed by a professional....he probabaly wont even take you down, hell take your 'mikes gym/ chute box' style and shove it up your a***

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  • Ninja
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    Lol, is this guy serious or is it like a publicity event....if he's serious then he has mental problems thinking he can go and beat Nate and Jones in a sparing match....he can't even beat Maia in a sparing match let alone these guys, I hope he actually goes I would like to see this

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  • DaddyLongStrokes
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    Idk why we are letting this douche on Lowkick......We dont need to have some idiotic Jersey Shore reject punk type up articles on our website......Can we vote to kick this guy off of Lowkick please? Sharp this comment if you want this a**hole off or weak it if you actually like him.....

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  • partyboy
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    my theory is that they're giving him lots of attention on here because hes quite popular on youtube and it mit give the site more publicity...im not sure its the type of publicity the site needs though if they want to be looked on as a credible mma website

    Reply 3 years ago
  • Ninjaoliveira
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    Bloodstain is a moron...shame we even give this ignorant tool attention. I feel bad that Greg Jackson's gym would even consider paying for his ticket, although working at McDonald's doesn't exactly pay the bills so I guess someone other than his mother has to support the wanker.



    On the other hand, I am happy this douche blogs. At least that way its one less wannabe gangster on the streets. Because lets face it, this kid would be in some special ed class or sitting in some half ass correction facility for people who can't keep themselves from peeing on the streets or starting a fight over who was first in line at gamestop. Way to go ****stain.

    Reply 3 years ago
  • overhand right
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    the guy is ****ing hilarious and he knows his shit when he comes to mma, athough i don't know most of the japanese or M-1 guys that he mentions. he's gonna get his ass handed to him on a silver platter by marquardt but at least he has the balls to do it. anyway keep the vids coming bloodstain, you could be the next helwani!

    Reply 3 years ago
  • Kackvogel
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    if he take that beating, i will be really impressed by BSL!!! i think he is entertaining and knows a lot of the sport!!! i dont agree 100 % what he says, but he is a fan and not afraid to make his opinion puplic!!!

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  • Jamie Kennedy
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    WAR BLOODSTAIN!!!!!

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  • Jizzle11
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    This guy really likes to talk shit. Chael Sonnen wannabe.

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  • UrHype
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    Word on the web is that Bloodstain got what he was looking for.

    Mouthed off at Nate, a real fighter, and Nate challenged you? You accepted and simply because its more important to you to get in MMA news than it is to keep your teeth.

    Be sure to post the video of him beating the crap out of you tough guy.

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  • DaddyLongStrokes
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    He is like the Tom Green of MMA

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  • UrHype
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    I was think more like the new movie "JackAss" with Johnny Knoxville and those other goofs.

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  • partyboy
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    gotta love chris pontius

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  • godsofwararise
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    Seriously, how many of Jackson's fighters "play it safe"? Carwin? Jones? Condit? Akiyama? Cerrone? Parisyan? Marquadt? Stop hating on Jackson just because of GSP and Evans.

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  • Jizzle11
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    GSP and Rashad are basically the only ones. You kind of get the feeling from Jackson though that he wants them to play it safe

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  • UndefeatedOfWest
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    Your the 2nd internet warrior in the past 2 weeks that I have known to get into a twitter argument with a fighter/celeb. Do you guys do this for publicity stunts?



    Anyways, I still like reading blood stain blogs.

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  • UnderdogGreatness
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    LMAO. I'd love to see that video

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  • pound4pound
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    Even tho I am not a big fan of the way he talks BSL, has a lot of MMA knowledge, he is a hardcore MMA fan, but I do not think that watching all those fights will help to prepare for a MMA pro. Now I would be honnor to have a sparring with any of the Greg Jackson fighters, so maybe that is what he is looking for, I wouldn´t mind geting my ass kicked by Nate, how many of you can claim that? so if this is for real you better not chicken out BSL.

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  • Ryan Ventura
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    For using the Twitter conversation image Blood! It is much appreciated. BTW I know you got a PS3, let's fight!

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  • griffin
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    Bloodstain you better bring your badr hari A game

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  • kalmander
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    baddest man behind the keyboard in the world

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  • kalmander
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    noup not even that... sorry. Still these are funny keep up the good job

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  • GnPGorilla
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    This dude keeps his knowledge broad on mma and other combat sports, which is cool. But with that said, this dude is the most annoying/amusing Blogger out there that I know of. It's hard to explain why I choose to watch his videos, because its amusing with the shit he says but at the same time annoying with manner he says it in. This guy is funny when he tries to sound intimidating. I prefer reading his blogs then watching them, but even then I can't help as his annoying-as-**** voice is what utters the words in my head, rather than me reading in peace and annoyance-free.

    He's a punk who knows his shit, talks a shit load of shit, and most of his opinions tend to be shit (he blurts them out with no valid explanations)

    I'll still probably follow the shit he says, not because of his credibility, but because he amuses (I'll put up with the annoyance).

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  • holycheapshit
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    remember the vid where wanderlei shared a ride with chael sonnen?

    silva said a real nice brasilian saying:

    "If you don´t show respect, you gonna loose your teeth."



    go find a good dentist BSL....

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  • Boyce
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    I enjoy BSL's articles/videos and shit talk and though his chances may be slim against the likes of Top Tier fighters atleast he has the balls to back up his talk and fly up there for our amusement.

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  • DaddyLongStrokes
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    Hes getting a free airplane ticket over there and gets to get close to Nate.....he has no balls....hes just a bottom feeding rat looking to get seen. His chances are not slim...they are non existant

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  • GnPGorilla
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    He's getting a privilege to be able fly down there for free and spar with anyone of those guys. I don't know about you guys, but I'd take up that opportunity. After the session is over, Blood stain lane is leaving there with a blood stain shirt (his).

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  • falcon4917
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    I am certain he will have rules set in place to protect himself from too much damage. It will be like bully beat down if anything.

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  • pound4pound
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    Dana will not let it happen and BSL is going to be talking smack about it...

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  • mousasi
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    1. A Greg Jackson fighter just KTFO Dan Hardy.

    2. Jake Shields could break any one of your limbs in under a minute.

    3. Nate Marquardt will destroy you.

    4. "No Homo" is probably the gayest thing you can say.

    Reply 3 years ago